Friday, April 27, 2012

9 Ways you know you are married to a baseball coach

9 Ways you know you are married to 
a baseball coach:

1. The bed in your spare bedroom turns into make-shift closet with uniforms, sweatshirts, pants, hats,etc.

Honestly, I did not stage or adjust the stuff on the bed in ANY way...I can't even be mad at him, I'm actually kind of impressed at his "organized chaos." Does anyone want to come spend the night at our house?


2. There are boxes and boxes of baseball related paraphernalia lying around your house....
 

See what I mean? 

3. You know the exact order he gets dressed in because of his superstitions....
....so does your boxer, Layla

3. You get to listen and learn about bunt defenses:
"OK! So normally the guy on first is standing like this"

"Hey! Are you taking my picture?"
"fine, whatever. So anyways, the guy on first is responsible for........"

4. This view is permanently in your brain from March until June...

5. When he takes off his shoes after windy thus dusty practice, he looks like he is wearing a pair of hairy leggings:


6. You think you have the team signs figured out, only to realize they are way more complex than you realized. Then you sadly realize you'll never learn them in a million years no matter how many times he's explained them to you:
Bunt! No...hit and run!! ummm....nevermind
7. You have more baseball related t-shirts than you know what to do with... 

8. You look at this picture & know this bat is actually called a 'fungo'; and you know exactly which part of the pre-game warm up the team is in: 

9. You look at a picture like this, sit back and think.....
Man! He really needs a haircut!!
HAPPY FRIDAY!








1 comment:

  1. 10. More hotdogs and sunflowerseeds than the kidneys are physically capable of sodium-reducing
    11. Random emails from idiots......

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